How many examples of pretentiousness can you find in this picture? Post answers, with real email addresses, and stand a chance to win a bump of vim in the bathrooms at evol tomorrow night.
How many examples of pretentious can you find in this blog?
Post answer, with real email addresses, and stand a chance to win a bump of vim in the bathrooms at evol tomorrow night.
This website is the most ridiculous thing I have come across today…and it’s still early….and I saw a circus bear masturbating on the side of the road already.
This week on MY self important website, we-are-awesome.com wins the Lame prize.
I am now settled in my new office which overlooks the cricket pitch at the Oval in Claremont and has a nice view of the mountains (there is a cricket match on outside my window as I write this!). We have a balcony and Richard de Jager, one of my colleagues here, is threatening to bring a Weber so that we can braai on the stoep in true South African tradition.
The fiends need me, I ain’t around, their bones ache
Detox, rehab, cold sweats, watch ‘em shake
I’m not that genie in a bottle, I’m in a bag
Take one hit, and slide off to the land of the H man
When we first met, I thought you’d never doubt me
Now you tryna leave me, you’ll never live without me
Girl, I’m missin’ you, come and see me soon
Tie your arm up, put that lighter under that spoon
Now put that needle to ya arm princess, stick it in
Relapse you fat bitch, don’t ever try that again
All that shit I did for you, I made you feel good
We have a love thing, you treatin’ this like its just a fling
What we have is more sacred than a vow or a ring
You broke my heart, you dirty bitch I won’t forget what you did
If you give birth, I’ll already be in love with your kids
Listen, I don’t give a damn if your ass start smokin’
But we have a bond and its not to be broken
We got a love thing girl you try to leave me
But you need me, can’t you see you’re addicted to me
We got a love thing, I can take you higher girl
Fuckin’ with me, you can be all you can be
Baby you know, on the low your sister be eyein’ me
I’m good lookin’, so you know, soon she’ll be tryin’ me
I heard she bisexual, she fuck with that girl
But boy, oh boy, fuckin’ wit me is a whole ‘nother world
After that first night, she fall in love, then chased a feelin’
I hung out with Marvin when he wrote “Sexual Healing”
Kurt Cobain we were good friends, Ozzy Ozbourne too
I be with rock stars, see you lucky I’m fuckin’ with you
I chill with Frankie Lyeman and Jimmy Hendrix crew
See this is new to you, but to me this ain’t new
I live a lavished life, listen if the mood is right
Me, you, and your sister can do the do tonight
I never steer you wrong, you’re hyper I make ya calm
I be the incentive and reason for you to move forward
Let’s make a date, promise me you’ll come and see me
Even if it means you have to sell ya mama’s TV
I love you, love me back, no one said lovin’ me’d be easy
We got a love thing girl you try to leave me
But you need me, can’t you see you’re addicted to me
We got a love thing, I can take you higher girl
Fuckin’ with me, you can be all you can be
I love you, I got you barefooted on glass, chasin’ a dove
That monkey on your back, symbolizes my love
Your friends talk bad about me bitch, you sit there and listen to ‘em
Over and over you hurt me, my love is unconditional
They talk to you when you up, you down they got nothin’ to say
But when you call, I’ll come runnin’, I’ll always take the pain away
They set you up, to let you down, they crowned you prom queen
they know about me behind your back, they call you a fuckin’ fink
Can we just be alone, so I can kiss and hug you
Push me inside you, no other man can love you like I do
Call me daddy, I’ll make you feel good, I mean real good
I find pleasure in pleasin’ you, like a real man should
It was written long before us, it was carved in a tree
Forever me and you baby we were meant to be
There’s more to life than laughter, what brought us together was fate
And we’ll be hand in hand, when you walk through those pearly gates
And to see to that, I’ma do whatever it takes
We got a love thing where you try to leave me
But you need me, can’t you see you’re addicted to me
We got a love thing, I can take you higher girl
Fuckin’ with me, you can be all you can be
i want to get with all of you so badly.
and by that i mean nina and kerry.
and by THAT i mean it’s rape time.
big loves to richie.
and poes vibes to tom clark.
(sup raf)
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How many examples of pretentiousness can you find in this picture? Post answers, with real email addresses, and stand a chance to win a bump of vim in the bathrooms at evol tomorrow night.
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How many examples of pretentious can you find in this blog?
Post answer, with real email addresses, and stand a chance to win a bump of vim in the bathrooms at evol tomorrow night.
doesnt that blonde chick know that heroin whore is over? grow some pants.
no no no no and no.
it only works when you’re not trying so hard.
every person in this photograph is actually deeply unattractive in one way or another.
photo of the week, how?
shame
This website is the most ridiculous thing I have come across today…and it’s still early….and I saw a circus bear masturbating on the side of the road already.
This week on MY self important website, we-are-awesome.com wins the Lame prize.
u guys rock
im realy in love with you guys im totaly obssessed this is for real!!!
I am now settled in my new office which overlooks the cricket pitch at the Oval in Claremont and has a nice view of the mountains (there is a cricket match on outside my window as I write this!). We have a balcony and Richard de Jager, one of my colleagues here, is threatening to bring a Weber so that we can braai on the stoep in true South African tradition.
Richard, lets braai.
Soon.
This weekend?
jazza bru football tonight
WHERES BARBS
in a marketing lecture.
yes, and braai on the weekend.
you in?
hey white girl
The fiends need me, I ain’t around, their bones ache
Detox, rehab, cold sweats, watch ‘em shake
I’m not that genie in a bottle, I’m in a bag
Take one hit, and slide off to the land of the H man
When we first met, I thought you’d never doubt me
Now you tryna leave me, you’ll never live without me
Girl, I’m missin’ you, come and see me soon
Tie your arm up, put that lighter under that spoon
Now put that needle to ya arm princess, stick it in
Relapse you fat bitch, don’t ever try that again
All that shit I did for you, I made you feel good
We have a love thing, you treatin’ this like its just a fling
What we have is more sacred than a vow or a ring
You broke my heart, you dirty bitch I won’t forget what you did
If you give birth, I’ll already be in love with your kids
Listen, I don’t give a damn if your ass start smokin’
But we have a bond and its not to be broken
We got a love thing girl you try to leave me
But you need me, can’t you see you’re addicted to me
We got a love thing, I can take you higher girl
Fuckin’ with me, you can be all you can be
Baby you know, on the low your sister be eyein’ me
I’m good lookin’, so you know, soon she’ll be tryin’ me
I heard she bisexual, she fuck with that girl
But boy, oh boy, fuckin’ wit me is a whole ‘nother world
After that first night, she fall in love, then chased a feelin’
I hung out with Marvin when he wrote “Sexual Healing”
Kurt Cobain we were good friends, Ozzy Ozbourne too
I be with rock stars, see you lucky I’m fuckin’ with you
I chill with Frankie Lyeman and Jimmy Hendrix crew
See this is new to you, but to me this ain’t new
I live a lavished life, listen if the mood is right
Me, you, and your sister can do the do tonight
I never steer you wrong, you’re hyper I make ya calm
I be the incentive and reason for you to move forward
Let’s make a date, promise me you’ll come and see me
Even if it means you have to sell ya mama’s TV
I love you, love me back, no one said lovin’ me’d be easy
We got a love thing girl you try to leave me
But you need me, can’t you see you’re addicted to me
We got a love thing, I can take you higher girl
Fuckin’ with me, you can be all you can be
I love you, I got you barefooted on glass, chasin’ a dove
That monkey on your back, symbolizes my love
Your friends talk bad about me bitch, you sit there and listen to ‘em
Over and over you hurt me, my love is unconditional
They talk to you when you up, you down they got nothin’ to say
But when you call, I’ll come runnin’, I’ll always take the pain away
They set you up, to let you down, they crowned you prom queen
they know about me behind your back, they call you a fuckin’ fink
Can we just be alone, so I can kiss and hug you
Push me inside you, no other man can love you like I do
Call me daddy, I’ll make you feel good, I mean real good
I find pleasure in pleasin’ you, like a real man should
It was written long before us, it was carved in a tree
Forever me and you baby we were meant to be
There’s more to life than laughter, what brought us together was fate
And we’ll be hand in hand, when you walk through those pearly gates
And to see to that, I’ma do whatever it takes
We got a love thing where you try to leave me
But you need me, can’t you see you’re addicted to me
We got a love thing, I can take you higher girl
Fuckin’ with me, you can be all you can be
i want to get with all of you so badly.
and by that i mean nina and kerry.
and by THAT i mean it’s rape time.
big loves to richie.
and poes vibes to tom clark.
(sup raf)
fuk u we aren’t awesome
julle is baie cunts
suk my cock julle
bru ekse jy is baie naies
you gays like de antwoord ne?
Wow, *Fashionistas* causing quite a stir!
Everyone in this picture sucks.
best comment ever, above
Fani’s pussy smells.