When Good Pandas Go Death Metal

The story behind the rise of the Panda Death Metal scene is as sad as it is long and complicated. It also features a frightfully gross part where a panda by the name of Pandara, trying to emulate the KISS look, attempts to sever a ligament under his tongue to afford himself a few extra inches of toungey length. He dies and, in his honour, they create a range of Vinyl Panda Rockers called Pandara. Sweet.