You try saying no to a girl with the face of a cartoon duck. Impossible. So eventually you let her sjuz up your monobrow, put on that stupid scarf, and before you know it brunette fives are zeroing in for a three-way and the paps are shooting your picture and you’re a rabbit in the headlights, southern suburbanite, thinking, ‘well I’ll be fucked if popped collars ever got me all this.’
Perhaps the vast quantity of ridiculous keffiyehs present in the image created a fashion faux pas vortex that people were inadvertently and glumly drawn to. Shame.
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“for unknown reasons”…..whatever bro. Your blog sucks. Kidding.
You try saying no to a girl with the face of a cartoon duck. Impossible. So eventually you let her sjuz up your monobrow, put on that stupid scarf, and before you know it brunette fives are zeroing in for a three-way and the paps are shooting your picture and you’re a rabbit in the headlights, southern suburbanite, thinking, ‘well I’ll be fucked if popped collars ever got me all this.’
Perhaps the vast quantity of ridiculous keffiyehs present in the image created a fashion faux pas vortex that people were inadvertently and glumly drawn to. Shame.
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